"ST. ED'S PSA -- 'WEBCAM'"
               FADE IN:



               INT. COMPUTER LAB

               EARL types in the URL for DEBBIE's blog, and begins reading.



               EXT. DEBBIE'S APARTMENT - DAY

               Earl, carrying a BACKPACK, approaches the apartment.  CREEPY
               MUSIC plays.

                                   DEBBIE (V.O.)
                         I can't believe it!  I finally have
                         my own apartment off-campus.  It's
                         1313 Mockingbird Lane, right across
                         from Tchotchke's.



               INT. DEBBIE'S APARTMENT - WINDOW

               Earl breaks in through a window.  He passes a CLOCK that
               reads 11:23am.

                                   DEBBIE (V.O.)
                         This totally makes up for my lame
                         eleven-o-clock psych class.



               INT. DEBBIE'S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM

               Earl rummages through very crappy CDs, throwing them all
               aside.

                                   DEBBIE (V.O.)
                         The housewarming is tomorrow, so
                         I've got some new CDs and a fridge
                         full of beer.



               INT. DEBBIE'S APARTMENT - BEDROOM

               Earl now has a BEER.  He's rummaging through Debbie's
               underwear drawer.  There's a FRAMED PHOTO of Debbie and Chad
               on the dresser.

                                   DEBBIE (V.O.)
                         I got something totally hot at
                         Natasha's Boudoir!  Meow!!

               Earl holds up some lacy underwear, grins menacingly.

               INSERT of Debbie's blog.

                                   DEBBIE (V.O.) (CONT'D)
                         This is going to be one WILD PARTY!

               Earl is wearing the underwear over his jeans, holding a beer,
               and dancing to an awful boy-band song.

                                   DEBBIE (V. O.) (CONT'D)
                         *And* Chad fixed my webcam to post
                         to my blog!

               TEXT:  "There is such a thing as too much information -- you
               never know who might be looking."

               TEXT:  "Be careful online.  For more information, see
               http://www.site.com."



               INT. DORM ROOM

               Two FRAT BOYS look at Debbie's blog, which shows a grainy
               webcam photo of Earl dancing as before.

                                   FRAT BOY #1
                         Dude.

                                   FRAT BOY #2
                         That's messed up.

                                                              FADE OUT.