"ST. ED'S PSA - 419 SCAMS"

               FADE IN:



               INT. COLLEGE COMPUTER LAB

               TIFFANY, a college student, types at a keyboard.  The
               computer announces that he's got mail.
               SERIES OF SHOTS:

               The NIGERIAN narrates the email in a voiceover.  STIRRING
               MUSIC plays in the background.

               At the same time, we see a series of crude CHILDREN'S
               DRAWINGS that illustrate the story.

               A) The first picture shows a smiling king, with crown and
               throne, and an arrow pointing to a tiny country in Asia.

                                   NIGERIAN (V. O.)
                         Dear sir.  I am the Chief Lord
                         Ruler of Nigeria.

               B) A pile of money (labeled "eighty kazillion dollars"), a
               car (labeled "gold-plated Rolls") and a smiling stick figure
               (labeled "Steve Guttenberg").

                                   NIGERIAN (V. O.) (CONT'D)
                         My possessions include over eighty
                         kazillion dollars.

               C) Soldiers fight off lizards.

                                   NIGERIAN (V. O.) (CONT'D)
                         But my country has been attacked by
                         Giant Space Lizards--

               D) Sketchy-looking geeks.

                                   NIGERIAN (V. O.) (CONT'D)
                         -- who hired cyberhackers from the
                         future to freeze my accounts.

               E) A check, with its magnetic code circled.

                                   NIGERIAN (V. O.) (CONT'D)
                         Email me your bank account info, so
                         I can use it to get my funds.

               F) A smiling stick figure (labeled "you") and pile of money
               (labeled "money").

                                   NIGERIAN (V. O.) (CONT'D)
                         You will receive a one-kazillion
                         dollar commission.



               INT. COLLEGE COMPUTER LAB - CONTINUOUS

               Tiffany stares at the screen, wide-eyed with glee.

                                   TIFFANY
                         Wow!  Free money!

               TEXT:  "Fact:  You shouldn't give out bank information
               online.  Please.  Just don't."

               TEXT:  "Be careful online.  For more information, see
               http://www.site.com."



               INT. COLLEGE COMPUTER LAB - LATER

               Tiffany is joined by DAVE.  Dave looks a little doubtful.

                                   DAVE
                         Dude.  Nobody owns Steve
                         Guttenberg.

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