"ST. ED'S PSA -- 'JOB INTERVIEW'"

               FADE IN:



               INT. TED'S OFFICE

               A stylish office.  TED, a manager, sits at his desk.  

               Ted has a laptop on his desk.  He types a URL into it; it
               brings up a page titled "Barry's Work Pix!".

               BARRY, an interview applicant, enters and sits in a chair
               opposite the desk.

                                   TED
                         Barry!

                                   BARRY
                         You had questions about my resume?

                                   TED
                         Strictly routine stuff.

               Ted asks a series of questions while looking at pictures on
               the web site.

               WEB PHOTO:  Barry finishes an elaborate origami swan.  

               CAPTION:  "My job is soooo dull."

                                   TED
                         Ever goof off at work?

                                   BARRY
                         No, sir.

               WEB PHOTO:  Barry is embarrassingly drunk at an office party.  

               CAPTION:  "Free champagne!"

                                   TED
                         Problems with alcohol?

                                   BARRY
                         No.

               WEB PHOTO:  Barry chases someone down an office hallway,
               brandishing a ruler.  

               CAPTION:  "She stole my stapler."

                                   TED
                         Any behavior problems in the
                         workplace?

                                   BARRY
                         No....

               Ted reacts with slight alarm to a photo on the web site
               (unseen).  

                                   TED
                         Ever show up to work naked?

                                   BARRY
                         What?  No!

               WEB PHOTO:  Barry sports a mullet (and a variety of other
               unfortunate fashion choices).  

               CAPTION:  "First day on the job!"

                                   TED
                         How would you rate your fashion
                         sense?

                                   BARRY
                         Good.  Very good.

               Ted raises an eyebrow and turns around the laptop so Barry
               can see it.

                                   BARRY (CONT'D)
                         Uh-oh.

               TEXT:  "FACT:  Things you post can stay online for a long,
               long time."

               TEXT:  "Be careful online.  For more information, see
               http://www.site.com."



               INT. TED'S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS

               Barry stares at the laptop.  Ted stares at Barry.

               Ted leans back in his seat.

                                   TED
                             (whispered)
                         Busted.

                                                       FADE OUT.