Austinville #5
                                        No Signal
                                          4:02pm

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               INT. IT OFFICE - DAY

               THOMAS (35) in geeky business-casual wear, faces down MADISON
               (25) and TYLER (25), who look oddly cheerful.

                                   THOMAS
                         You let a computer virus take down
                         the entire cell phone network.

               The other two keep grinning.  Tyler shrugs.

                                   THOMAS
                         It got in through the Skype
                         gateway, hopped over the POTS
                         connection to our CO, infected
                         every single backhaul, and soon
                         every repeater in the city was
                         stuck in an infinite loop.

               The other two keep grinning.

                                   MADISON
                         Yup!

                                   THOMAS
                         You two are supposed to monitor all
                         of that!

                                   TYLER
                         Oops!

                                   THOMAS
                         We had to zero-boot the whole
                         system!  You killed the cell-phone
                         network for the whole city!

               The other two keep grinning.

                                   THOMAS
                         Why are you smiling?

                                   MADISON
                         We're quitting our jobs --

                                   TYLER
                         -- and going into MUSICAL THEATER!

               Beat.

                                   THOMAS
                         Yeah.  You can go now.

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